Yes, you heard me right. Chicken Shit Bingo. It was just one of the Kentucky Derby festivities at Piper Down this past weekend. The rules are pretty basic. Numbers 1-48 are randomly distributed throughout the bar by green-haired Bud Light Girls. Then, a chicken is let loose on the 6x8 grid and you just hope and pray it shits on your number first! The stupid chicken kept walking over my number (#19) and I was screaming, "SHIT, SHIT, YOU DAMN CHICKEN!!!!" Joe said I was the loudest person in the crowd. Imagine that. In the end, the chicken shit on someone else's number, but it was sure hilarious to watch!
One of the Bud Light Girls letting the chicken "Ms. Obama" loose
"NINETEEN, NINETEEN YOU STUPID CHICKEN!!!"
Joe, Jordan, and Vic cheering for the chickens
(wait, why are they looking at the Bud Light Girl?)
No comments:
Post a Comment