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and the top 20 moments that you WON'T see in the photo album...
20.
Joe eating 3 lobsters in one sitting
19. Trisha gaining 9 pounds
18. Trisha sleeping for 12+ hours a day (Joe took >25 pics and planned to make a collage but the files have been confiscated)
17. Joe telling the whole ship that Trisha has ugly knees
16. Trisha being reassured by numerous 70-year-old men that her knees are pretty
15. Joe kicking Trisha's ass at mini golf
14. Trisha kicking Joe's ass at chess
13. Joe earning the nickname "Mr. Cerveza" because none of the Mexicans could
remember his name
12. Trisha almost stepping on a manta ray
11. Joe humping Trisha on-stage
10. Trisha lying about her bra size on-stage
9. Joe winning $66 at Bingo
8. Trisha hitting a straight flush at three-card poker (that pays 40-to-1!)
7. Joe putting on Trisha's lipstick while waving around a 50-year-old's bras
6. Trisha getting voted off The Weakest Link in round 2
5. Joe taking off his shirt and doing the Can-Can in front of the whole ship
4. Trish
a flashing her belly button piercing to the whole ship -- in a DRESS
3. Joe leaving Trisha alone in the men's bathroom, hiding in the stall, while some guy used the urinal
2. Joe telling the whole ship that sex with Trisha the prior evening was more like Memorial Day (honoring the dead) than the Fourth of July (fireworks)
and the number one thing you won't find a picture of...
1. Trisha and Joe being walked in on by the room steward!
OMG, you're so funny!
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