josh LEWis

i have this friend
his name is lew
he is so annoying
i don't know what to do

lew takes good photos
this i can't deny
but i want to slap the shit out of him
and poke him in the eye

lew just bought a condo
it's really cute and big
but even though i like his house
sometimes he's a misogynist pig

lew also got a puppy
she is super cute
but lew is guatemalan
and no one gives a hoot

lew is right here with me
while i'm writing this dumb poem
he needs to stop pissing me off
or i'm going to tell him to go home